Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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