So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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