Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
babies were throwing up all over the place
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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