fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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