I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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