After last night, I could never be a politician.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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