Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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