I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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