I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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