I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
be right there i have to get my cape
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
They have beer where we have blood.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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