I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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