these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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