Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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