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I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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