Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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