i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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