batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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