we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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