Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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