Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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