Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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