I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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