They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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