You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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