im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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