I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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