Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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