Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He shit in the fireplace
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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