If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
The power of my boobs compel you
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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