You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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