she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
