eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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