Already got asked if we're dating
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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