I cockslap morals
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
