Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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