Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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