She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
lol hangovers are for mortals.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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