what if every blade of grass was a penis?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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