I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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