Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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