**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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