Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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