covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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