He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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