Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i think i have two assholes
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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