She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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