Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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