can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
be right there i have to get my cape
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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