i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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