what if I'm pregnant?
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Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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