It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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