Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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