Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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