Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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