Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize
